Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Limericists are an odd group
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 9, 2017
    #541
  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Limericists are an odd group
    Very much like F Troop
     
    John Beeman, Dec 9, 2017
    #542
  3. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Limericists are an odd group
    Very much like F Troop
    They're all so witty
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 9, 2017
    #543
  4. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Limericists are an odd group
    Very much like F Troop
    They're all so witty
    Though not always pretty
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 9, 2017
    #544
  5. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Limericists are an odd group
    Very much like F Troop
    They're all so witty
    Though not always pretty
    Cultural appropriation? Quick! Stoop!

    f-troop.jpg



    Friday night and I'm rhyming with friends
     
    RyX, Dec 10, 2017
    #545
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  6. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Friday night and I'm rhyming with friends
    I'm afraid it's becoming a trend
     
    cmorris357, Dec 10, 2017
    #546
  7. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Friday night and I'm rhyming with friends
    I'm afraid it's becoming a trend
    The poems are absurd
     
    Screwtape, Dec 10, 2017
    #547
  8. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Friday night and I'm rhyming with friends
    I'm afraid it's becoming a trend
    The poems are absurd
    We could use a good word
     
    John Beeman, Dec 10, 2017
    #548
  9. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Friday night and I'm rhyming with friends
    I'm afraid it's becoming a trend
    The poems are absurd
    We could use a good word
    Better yet, we’ll just skip to the end

    The weather is chilly today
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 10, 2017
    #549
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  10. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The weather is chilly today
    And the wind carried off my toupee
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 10, 2017
    #550
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  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The weather is chilly today
    And the wind carried off my toupee
    with a bright shining pate
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 10, 2017
    #551
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  12. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The weather is chilly today
    And the wind carried off my toupee
    With a bright shining pate
    Windburn was my fate
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 10, 2017
    #552
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  13. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The weather is chilly today
    And the wind carried off my toupee
    With a bright shining pate
    Windburn was my fate
    And my wig is coyote prey

    As I shoveled the snow from my walk
     
    cmorris357, Dec 10, 2017
    #553
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  14. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    As I shoveled the snow from my walk
    I considered the fate of the Auk
     
    Screwtape, Dec 10, 2017
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  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    As I shoveled the snow from my walk
    I considered the fate of the Auk
    Still had three good teeth
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 10, 2017
    #555
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  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    As I shoveled the snow from my walk
    I considered the fate of the Auk
    Still had three good teeth
    To whom I bequeath
     
    cmorris357, Dec 10, 2017
    #556
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  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    As I shoveled the snow from my walk
    I considered the fate of the Auk
    Still had three good teeth
    To whom I bequeath
    My snow shovel, with a sense of relief.

    (and if you can make sense out of that limerick, you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.)

    King John was a bad man and a worse king
     
    Screwtape, Dec 10, 2017
    #557
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  18. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    King John was a bad man and a worse king
    But Queen Maudie Loo could sing
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 10, 2017
    #558
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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    King John was a bad man and a worse king
    But Queen Maudie Loo could sing
    When she hit the high notes
     
    cmorris357, Dec 10, 2017
    #559
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  20. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    King John was a bad man and a worse king
    But Queen Maudie Loo could sing
    When she hit the high notes
    After eating her oats
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 10, 2017
    #560
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