What its all about

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by teenagefrank, Nov 18, 2008.

  1. teenagefrank

    teenagefrank Member

    This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..

    He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

    The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

    As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you're waiting for?'

    She answered . . . . ..








    'THE TEETH.':eek::eek::eek:
     
  2. redorchestra

    redorchestra New Member

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
     
  3. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    yummy :rofl :rofl :rofl
     
  4. SlagleRock

    SlagleRock Member

    :happy102:happy102
     
  5. apswartz

    apswartz New Member

    Excuse me.....

    [runs to bathroom to puke]


    :happy102
     
  6. Single Wedge

    Single Wedge New Member

    That comes with extra food.

    She got the better end of the deal. :)
     
  7. apswartz

    apswartz New Member

    Argh!

    [runs to the bathroom, yet again, to puke]

    :eek:
     
  8. Single Wedge

    Single Wedge New Member

    By now AP is working on yesterdays lunch. Talk about seconds.
     
  9. apswartz

    apswartz New Member

    I guess we can all use a good purge now and then!
     
  10. soapbuddy

    soapbuddy Mistress of Lather

  11. burnWood

    burnWood Mizzou Fan, YMMV

    bada boom
     
  12. hoglahoo

    hoglahoo Yesterday's News

    nice! haha
     

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