1. On Donder, on Blitzen, on Semogogue and Simpson
    And is that an Aristocrat that I'm glimpsin'?
    It ain't a Gillette
    Though it's cased in velvet
  2. On Donder, on Blitzen, on Semogogue and Simpson
    And is that an Aristocrat that I'm glimpsin'?
    It ain't a Gillette
    Though it's cased in velvet
    And comes with its own little mirror for primpin'.
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  3. There was a young shaver on the TSD
  4. There was a young shaver on the TSD
    I checked my birth date; it wasn't me
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  5. There was a young shaver on the TSD
    I checked my birth date; it wasn't me
    Nor me: I’m too old
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  6. There was a young shaver on the TSD
    I checked my birth date; it wasn't me
    Nor me: I’m too old
    It's a she, I am told
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  7. There was a young shaver on the TSD
    I checked my birth date; it wasn't me
    Nor me: I’m too old
    It's a she, I am told
    Now I wonder just who it could be

    No more holiday cookies this year
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  8. No more holiday cookies this year
    They’re bad for my waistline, I fear.
  9. No more holiday cookies this year
    They’re bad for my waistline, I fear.
    I'll also pass on the gym.
  10. No more holiday cookies this year
    They’re bad for my waistline, I fear.
    I'll also pass on the gym.
    I'm deceptively slim
  11. No more holiday cookies this year
    They’re bad for my waistline, I fear.
    I'll also pass on the gym.
    I'm deceptively slim
    As long as you don't look at my rear
  12. Tis the season to be jolly
  13. Tis the season to be jolly
    Says my teddy bear named Holly
  14. Tis the season to be jolly
    Says my teddy bear named Holly
    A season for joy
  15. Tis the season to be jolly
    Says my teddy bear named Holly
    A season for joy
    For a girl and a boy
  16. Tis the season to be jolly
    Says my teddy bear named Holly
    A season for joy
    For a girl and a boy
    But don't mess with real bears, they're brawley.



    The weather is warm on the South Coast
  17. TSD's such a fine organization
  18. TSD's such a fine organization
    It’s one of the best in the nation.
  19. The weather is warm on the South Coast
    And someone missed this insightful post
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  20. Double down! ;)

    TSD's such a fine organization
    It’s one of the best in the nation.
    But then there's @richgem


    The weather is warm on the South Coast
    And someone missed this insightful post
    @BaylorGator's all tanned
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