Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    My "magnificent" car is pure junk.
    It doesn't even have a trunk.
    Alignment's a joke.
    'Twas a pig in a poke.
     
  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My "magnificent" car is pure junk.
    It doesn't even have a trunk.
    Alignment's a joke.
    'Twas a pig in a poke.
    That was sold as "near mint" -- by a skunk.
     
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  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I'm out of ideas. Someone else kick off.
     
  4. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I'm out of ideas. Someone else kick off
    Whilst I enjoy some beef stroganoff.
     
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  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Not intended to be a limerick,but since you insist, I will steal the rest of it:

    I'm out of ideas. Someone else kick off
    Whilst I enjoy some beef stroganoff.
    A decanter of wine
    Will help find me a line
    To finish this wretched limerick off.

    And NOW you can start the next...
     
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  6. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    And NOW you can start the next...
    By adding the next line of text
     
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  7. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    And NOW you can start the next...
    By adding the next line of text
    I write from the heart
     
  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    And NOW you can start the next...
    By adding the next line of text
    I write from the heart
    Despite the poor start
     
  9. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    And NOW you can start the next...
    By adding the next line of text
    I write from the heart
    Despite the poor start
    Striking keys with chicken-like pecks
     
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  10. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Into my shave den to stare at the choices
     
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    To my shave den to stare at the choices
    My razors all seem to have voices
     
  12. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Into my shave den to stare at the choices
    My razors all seem to have voices
    My brushes do too
     
  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Into my shave den to stare at the choices
    My razors all seem to have voices
    My brushes do too
    While sitting on the loo
     
  14. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Into my shave den to stare at the choices
    My razors all seem to have voices
    My brushes do too
    While sitting on the loo
    I listen to the chosen ones rejoices


    My once brown shoes have seen better days
     
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  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My once brown shoes have seen better days
    The leather's all scuffed to shades of greys
     
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  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    My once brown shoes have seen better days
    The leather's all scuffed to shades of greys
    Not fit for Disco
     
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  17. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    My once brown shoes have seen better days
    The leather's all scuffed to shades of greys
    Not fit for Disco
    Not even in 'Cisco
     
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  18. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    My once brown shoes have seen better days
    The leather's all scuffed to shades of greys
    Not fit for Disco
    Not even in 'Cisco
    But they’re good for the next bell bottom craze

    The cookie revolution’s not over
     
  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The cookie revolution’s not over.
    All bakers rise up and takeover!
     
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  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The cookie revolution’s not over.
    All bakers rise up and takeover!
    The shavers will see
     
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