Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    I was spoilt for choice or just plain greedy :eatdrink020:
     
    Boru62, Dec 24, 2017
    #941
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  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    One night at The Rocky Horror PictureShow
    This guy got some toast in his Fro
    He laddered his stockings
    Spilled Coke on his frockings



    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    When Brad and Janet’s car would not go
    They called for a cab
    At Frank N. Furter's lab
     
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    Screwtape, Dec 24, 2017
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  3. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    One night at The Rocky Horror PictureShow
    This guy got some toast in his Fro
    He laddered his stockings
    Spilled Coke on his frockings
    And fell victim to Tim Curry's mocking.

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
    SharptoothC, Dec 25, 2017
    #943
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  4. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    When Brad and Janet’s car would not go
    They called for a cab
    At Frank N. Furter's lab
    The Oscar Meyer truck came: they said no.


    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den

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    SharptoothC, Dec 25, 2017
    #944
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  5. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den
    Not a soul was stiring..it was quite again
     
    wchnu, Dec 25, 2017
    #945
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  6. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den
    Not a soul was stirring ... it was quiet again
    The shave soaps were stacked
     
    Screwtape, Dec 25, 2017
    #946
  7. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den
    Not a soul was stirring ... it was quiet again
    The shave soaps were stacked
    And the razors were racked
     
    wchnu, Dec 25, 2017
    #947
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  8. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den
    Not a soul was stirring ... it was quiet again
    The shave soaps were stacked
    And the razors were racked
    Waiting for morning to glide ‘cross my chin.
     
    John Beeman, Dec 25, 2017
    #948
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  9. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start
     
    John Beeman, Dec 25, 2017
    #949
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start
    There was snow on the ground and joy in my heart
     
    Sara-s, Dec 25, 2017
    #950
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  11. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start
    There was snow on the ground and joy in my heart
    A robin was tweeting
     
    Boru62, Dec 25, 2017
    #951
  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start
    There was snow on the ground and joy in my heart
    A robin was tweeting
    Alas, my joy was fleeting
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 25, 2017
    #952
  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start
    There was snow on the ground and joy in my heart
    A robin was tweeting
    Alas, my joy was fleeting
    It was a bird imitator playing a radio part
     
    Screwtape, Dec 26, 2017
    #953
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  14. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Christmas is over and the Boxing Day sales start
     
    Screwtape, Dec 26, 2017
    #954
  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Christmas is over and the Boxing Day sales start
    A trip to the craft store is my favorite part.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 26, 2017
    #955
  16. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Christmas is over and the Boxing Day sales start
    A trip to the craft store is my favorite part.
    With brushes and glue
     
    Boru62, Dec 26, 2017
    #956
  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Christmas is over and the Boxing Day sales start
    A trip to the craft store is my favorite part.
    With brushes and glue
    Paints and sequins too
     
    Screwtape, Dec 26, 2017
    #957
  18. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Christmas is over and the Boxing Day sales start
    A trip to the craft store is my favorite part.
    With brushes and glue
    Paints and sequins too
    Now if only I was’nt horrible at art.

    I’m eating lunch here at the beach
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 26, 2017
    #958
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I’m eating lunch here at the beach
    The sandwiches are within reach.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 26, 2017
    #959
  20. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    63BC96C8-F609-4E9F-B885-B04314B63292.jpeg Side note... I actually am.
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 26, 2017
    #960
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