Let's Write Some Limericks

There once was a penguin in Aruba
Who would oompah just like a tuba
He could bark like a dog

 

There once was a penguin in Aruba
Who would oompah just like a tuba
He could bark like a dog
Almost squeal like a hog

 

There once was a penguin in Aruba
Who would oompah just like a tuba
He could bark like a dog
Almost squeal like a hog
Accomplished via natural SCUBA

 

Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition

 

Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition
But had remarkable intuition

 

Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition
But had remarkable intuition
One day, on a whim

 

Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition
But had remarkable intuition
One day, on a whim
She learned how to swin

 

Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition
But had remarkable intuition
One day, on a whim
She learned how to swim
Without asking any permission.

 

There was a young lady called Sara - S
The start of a rhyme she failed to express
I could no longer wait
So I took the bait
But my last line failed to impress

 

Impatience is one of my failings

 

There once was a man from Nantucket... no, gotta keep it family friendly.
How about Hickory Dickory Dock... No, that won't work either.
I'm at a loss.

 

Impatience is one of my failings
I often go off the railings

 

Impatience is one of my failings
I often go off the railings
When things move to slow

 

Impatience is one of my failings
I often go off the railings
When things move too slow
I can't let it go

 

Impatience is one of my failings
I often go off the railings
When things move too slow
I can't let it go
If I do, I have only smooth sailings.

There’s snow salt all over my boots

 

There’s snow salt all over my boots
While a nearby owl vigorously hoots
He hoots “It’s too cold!”

 

There’s snow salt all over my boots
While a nearby owl vigorously hoots
He hoots “It’s too cold!”
The ice has us in a stranglehold