1. No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
    Because the goalies saved them in time
    Tonite there is a fish fry
    Battered Cod I’m going to try
    Accompanied by a Corona with lime.
  2. No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
    Because the goalies saved them in time
    Tonite there is a fish fry
    Battered Cod I’m going to try
    With malt vinegar and lime

    Sorry, too late
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  4. @Screwtape didn't start another line
    In his absence we'll carry on fine
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  5. @Screwtape didn't start another line
    In his absence we'll carry on fine
    We have inventive minds
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  6. @Screwtape didn't start another line
    In his absence we'll carry on fine
    We have inventive minds
    And time to sit on our behinds
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  7. @Screwtape didn't start another line
    In his absence we'll carry on fine
    We have inventive minds
    And time to sit on our behinds
    And muse while we're drinking some wine.

    A lion is guarding my door
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  8. A lion is guarding my door
    With a loud and fierce roar
  9. A lion is guarding my door
    With a loud and fierce roar
    But the robber of the house
    All he needs is a mouse
  10. A lion is guarding my door
    With a loud and fierce roar
    But the robber of the house
    All he needs is a mouse --
    Oops! My hallway is flooded with gore.

    Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
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  11. Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
    Penguins never stop to think twice
  12. Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
    Penguins never stop to think twice
    While foxes think they're sly
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  13. Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
    Penguins never stop to think twice
    While foxes think they're sly
    A mouse can make them cry
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  14. Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
    Penguins never stop to think twice
    While foxes think they're sly
    A mouse can make them cry
    If they are seasoned with too much spice
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  15. A snake eats mice whole
  16. A snake eats mice whole
    But Penguins prefer casserole
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  17. A snake eats mice whole
    But Penguins prefer casserole
    With fish, squid and krill
  18. A snake eats mice whole
    But Penguins prefer casserole
    With fish, squid and krill
    It's a delight to get one's fill.
  19. A snake eats mice whole
    But Penguins prefer casserole
    With fish, squid and krill
    It's a delight to get one's fill.
    Without resorting to mice, rats and vole.

    Do penguins like to eat squid?
  20. Do penguins like to eat squid?
    Raw, uncooked, underdid?