1. Do penguins like to eat squid?
    Raw, uncooked, underdid?
    Squishy and squshy
  2. Do penguins like to eat squid?
    Raw, uncooked, underdid?
    Squishy and squshy
    Not in a soup that's washy
  3. Do penguins like to eat squid?
    Raw, uncooked, underdid?
    Squishy and squshy
    Not in a soup that's washy
    Judging by their breath, I thought they did
  4. There's no reason to get excited
  5. There's no reason to get excited
    or get your pants ignited
  6. There's no reason to get excited
    or get your pants ignited
    Strive for a Classical Stoic 'tude
  7. There's no reason to get excited
    or to get your pants ignited
    Strive for a Classical Stoic 'tude
    Like that Marcus Aurelius dude
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  8. I'm a fan of Mr A's work. Used a photo of a statue and his name as my personna in another forum before joining TSD.


    Say to yourself in the early morning: I shall meet today ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men. All of these things have come upon them through ignorance of real good and ill... I can neither be harmed by any of them, for no man will involve me in wrong, nor can I be angry with my kinsman or hate him; for we have come into the world to work together... Marcus Aurelius
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  9. Yeah, but find a good rhyme with excited to finish the limerick.....
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  10. There's no reason to get excited
    or to get your pants ignited
    Strive for a Classical Stoic 'tude
    Like that Marcus Aurelius dude
    Enjoy your life & don't feel slighted




    I mailed my son a shaving set up
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  11. I mailed my son a shaving set up
    But I forgot a lathering cup
  12. I mailed my son a shaving set up
    But I forgot a lathering cup
    But then I sent him a bowl
  13. I mailed my son a shaving set up
    But I forgot a lathering cup
    But then I sent him a bowl
    And he shaved off a mole
  14. I mailed my son a shaving set up
    But I forgot a lathering cup
    But then I sent him a bowl
    And he shaved off a mole
    "Ride the cap, son", he's still a pup.
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  15. Eleven hundred lines the group wrote
  16. Eleven hundred lines the group wrote
    None would be mistaken for Truman Capote
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  17. Eleven hundred lines the group wrote
    None would be mistaken for Truman Capote
    Though the lines are all short
  18. Eleven hundred lines the group wrote
    None would be mistaken for Truman Capote
    Though the lines are all short
    And some made us snort
  19. Eleven hundred lines the group wrote
    None would be mistaken for Truman Capote
    Though the lines are all short
    And some made us snort
    They won't ever be a Bartlett's quote
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  20. Bartlett's Quotations contains many fine lines