Schools are closed again tomorrow It is even too cold for an Eskimo Penguins are indoors Snoozing on warm floors
Schools are closed again tomorrow It is even too cold for an Eskimo Penguins are indoors Snoozing on warm floors While the kids play out in the snow I'm glad Spring's just around the corner
I'm glad Spring's just around the corner I'd gladly go to Aruba as a foreigner I'd soak up some rays Relaxing for days
I'm glad Spring's just around the corner I'd gladly go to Aruba as a foreigner I'd soak up some rays Relaxing for days Feeling as smug as Little Jack Horner Old Mother Goose has kept us beguiled
There once was a guy named Hap who didn't believe in riding the cap. Thinking cap shaves were just hype he tried out the Old Type and yelled, "Man, this thing shaves like crap!"
There once was a shaver named Gomer who was a die-hard Barbasol foamer things were going quite well 'til his store stocked only gel so he smashed the shelves and received an involuntary mental health evaluation.
There once was a shaver named Horace who drove a very old Taurus this limerick -- now, behave -- is not about shaves but my shave rhymes all tend to bore us.
Old Mother Goose has kept us beguiled With political rhymes disguised for a child Full of hidden wit She sure was no twit.
There once was a fella named Skip who always used a blue tip when his good buddy Fred replaced the blue with a red Skip flipped cuz his lip was all ripped.
Old Mother Goose has kept us beguiled With political rhymes disguised for a child Full of hidden wit She sure was no twit. And her Humpty was free range not wild I like my eggs, poached, scrambled or fried
There once was a wet shaver from Peru Who tried a dry straight shave in a canoe. The rocking little boat, Nearly caused him to cut his throat, And from that day forward he was never without a can of goo.
I like my eggs, poached,scrambled or fried But microwaved, I've never tried Food that goes ping Is just not my thing
I like my eggs, poached,scrambled or fried But microwaved, I've never tried Food that goes ping Is just not my thing The results always seem to be dried