Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Schools are closed again tomorrow
    It is even too cold for an Eskimo
    Penguins are indoors
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Schools are closed again tomorrow
    It is even too cold for an Eskimo
    Penguins are indoors
    Snoozing on warm floors
     
  3. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Schools are closed again tomorrow
    It is even too cold for an Eskimo
    Penguins are indoors
    Snoozing on warm floors
    While the kids play out in the snow


    I'm glad Spring's just around the corner
     
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  4. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I'm glad Spring's just around the corner
    I'd gladly go to Aruba as a foreigner
     
  5. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    I'm glad Spring's just around the corner
    I'd gladly go to Aruba as a foreigner
    I'd soak up some rays
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I'm glad Spring's just around the corner
    I'd gladly go to Aruba as a foreigner
    I'd soak up some rays
    Relaxing for days
     
  7. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    I'm glad Spring's just around the corner
    I'd gladly go to Aruba as a foreigner
    I'd soak up some rays
    Relaxing for days
    Feeling as smug as Little Jack Horner

    Old Mother Goose has kept us beguiled
     
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  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Old Mother Goose has kept us beguiled
    With political rhymes disguised for a child
     
  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    There once was a guy named Hap
    who didn't believe in riding the cap.
    Thinking cap shaves were just hype
    he tried out the Old Type
    and yelled, "Man, this thing shaves like crap!"
     
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  10. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    There once was a shaver named Gomer
    who was a die-hard Barbasol foamer
    things were going quite well
    'til his store stocked only gel
    so he smashed the shelves and received an involuntary mental health evaluation.
     
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  11. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    There once was a shaver named Horace
    who drove a very old Taurus
    this limerick -- now, behave --
    is not about shaves
    but my shave rhymes all tend to bore us.
     
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  12. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Old Mother Goose has kept us beguiled
    With political rhymes disguised for a child
    Full of hidden wit
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Old Mother Goose has kept us beguiled
    With political rhymes disguised for a child
    Full of hidden wit
    She sure was no twit.
     
  14. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    There once was a fella named Skip
    who always used a blue tip
    when his good buddy Fred
    replaced the blue with a red
    Skip flipped cuz his lip was all ripped.
     
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  15. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Old Mother Goose has kept us beguiled
    With political rhymes disguised for a child
    Full of hidden wit
    She sure was no twit.
    And her Humpty was free range not wild

    I like my eggs, poached, scrambled or fried
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I like my eggs, poached, scrambled or fried
    But microwaved, I've never tried
     
  17. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    I like my eggs, poached,scrambled or fried
    But microwaved, I've never tried
    Food that goes ping
     
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  18. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    There once was a wet shaver from Peru
    Who tried a dry straight shave in a canoe.
    The rocking little boat,
    Nearly caused him to cut his throat,
    And from that day forward he was never without a can of goo.
     
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  19. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I like my eggs, poached,scrambled or fried
    But microwaved, I've never tried
    Food that goes ping
    Is just not my thing
     
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  20. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I like my eggs, poached,scrambled or fried
    But microwaved, I've never tried
    Food that goes ping
    Is just not my thing
    The results always seem to be dried
     
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