A mug is a teacup's distant cousin But is much better to hold a white russian As smooth as you like But stay off the turnpike An' don't drink and drive, I ain't bitchin' There was a young man who would drink and drive
There was a young man who would drink and drive It's a wonder he's still alive One night after imbibing
There was a young man who would drink and drive It's a wonder he's still alive One night after imbibing A judge, he found himself bribing
There was a young man who would drink and drive It's a wonder he's still alive One night after imbibing A judge, he found himself bribing He was sentenced to three to five The night sky is very dark
The night sky is very dark So I went skinny dipping on a lark When i got bare a cop was there Laughter was his sole remark The weather here is gray and dreary
The weather here is gray and dreary Makes one tend to be very weary So I'll take a nap Beneath my cap
The weather here is gray and dreary Makes one tend to be very weary So I'll take a nap Beneath my cap But with 2 kids that's only a theory The rain is coming down in spades
The rain is coming down in spades A good day for Vikings and their raids Until their boats began to sink
The rain is coming down in spades A good day for Vikings and their raids Until their boats began to sink The Eagles forced their hopes to shrink
The rain is coming down in spades A good day for Vikings and their raids Until their boats began to sink The Eagles forced their hopes to shrink And now they are taking the accolades Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer
Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer Players wear less gear & use a smaller locker. Use their feet to kick
Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer Players wear less gear & use a smaller locker. Use their feet to kick The pace is anaemic
Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer Players wear less gear & use a smaller locker. Use their feet to kick The pace is anaemic And the behavior of the fans is a shocker. The boys of summer are soon to return
