Welcome to Hoarders, Inc.
Our current board of directors:
@PickledNorthern VP of Brush division
@mrchick VP of Straight Razor division
@PLAla VP of Injector division
@BaylorGator VP of Soap Tub division (many, many regional directors in this division)
@Keithmax VP of Aftershave/EDT division (we think he is VP, but he won’t actually tell us how much product his division produces)
@wchnu VP of vintage SE division
@clint64 VP of modern SE division (this is heavily contested, and he may be ousted by a hostile takeover)
Our last board position is VP of Vintage DE division. We have been unable to nail down who in fact holds this position, so we rotate it through the management team.
@Norcalnewb assumed that board position last month.
@Drygulch is also a senior consultant through his volume of participation in many divisions.
@Screwtape and myself are just the humble Canadian branch managers.
@Bama Samurai is our CFO due to his minimalist ways,
@Linuxguile is in charge of acquisitions and
@wristwatchb is our official record keeper/scrap booker.
I’ve probably forgotten some of the executive, but the CEO (and VP of blade division) of our little company,
@NCoxSTL is moving anyway, so we’ll have an imminent restructuring.
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