Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?

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So, when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

You know it's occurred to me that a bald faced lie must have had a good shave that day. In fact you could probably also call it a BBS lie..

That's what's known as a head banger pun..or H.B.P for short..

Sodium and Chlorine went out at night & took a flashlight. It was a case of a salt and battery.

Have you ever seen such a pugly shirt?

You win!

This one's a catastrophe..
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Looks like it was painted by Clawed Monet.

I've posted this one before and I'm going to keep posting it until the joke finally gets tired..

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

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Towels

The logic there seems kind of fuzzy.

This sock seems to have a hole in it darn it!..

I need new material

I had nothing to do with it.

That’s just sew silly!