Just a small question.

If an individual finished his shower and placed the bar of soap in a soap dish, then returned the next day to find the residual water had left the bar of soap softer on the outside and easier to lather.... Was it soap blooming?

Close, SMOA! (Soft Men Of America!)





Just kidding, don't wring yer skivvies!

Wet brush, dry soap, great lather,.... no face prep, no Barry Manilow,.... just a man and a razor.

But cakes must be soused

at the copa...copacabana

S.B.O.A. as a matter of policy, does not discriminate in any way, shape, matter or form. NOR, do we tolerate any types of said discrimination. All, even you Fuzzy, heck, especially you Fuzzy are welcome.
I am, as I write, formulating my opening statement. I ask my provisional Master at Arms, to remove all protesters at this time Force being used only if necessary. They will be welcomed back into the meeting, after they recite (by memory) the "Blooming Pledge" (also currently being composed).
I yield the floor at this time...

My grandmother used to tell the story of how my great uncle insisted that young men inlist in the Navy rather than the Army for hygienic reasons. He would recount having to use left over coffee for the required daily shave in the European War trenches of WW I.

If he was with us today he could say 'real men don't use soap'

We members recognize your first amendment rights. However, Raspberries are specifically forbidden. (Article II, section 3, paragraph 2)

The "official" term has been deemed: Blooming.

In your state, I’d stay away from the Manilow records.

My dad, serving in the Navy during WW2, shaved out of a helmet. Talk about survival.

Awwwwwight, this means that I, as the Veep, got in just in the nick(oh no...no pun intended there)of time.

Those are my favorite Girl Scout cookies!

I'll shave in the closet with Jared @PickledNorthern if I have to.

Mine too!


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Real Aussie never bloom there shaving soaps, because Aussie doesn't have time to become a wussy bloomer.

Looks like your everyday favorite wetshaving dragqueen cookies

AMEN brother.

So you bloom then molest the soap. Your not doing that to Williams are you?

There should be a video somewhere that shows that.

I gotta "pledge" you can recite...

Just a small answer...who cares???

The only thing wrong with cold water shaving is the water is not hot.

Alas, I no longer have to hide my blooming.

Now where are the cookies?

Uh.... ..
Closet bathsoap bloomer, maybe!
Unless you're fessin to be one of those bodywash puffy kinda guys.