Mine ... Scott

Jumbo shrimp

or

Government intelligence

it just doesn't exist.

What about Foo Fighters?

I think fighting foo is a noble pursuit. Too much foo goes unchecked these days.

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

I dated Barbie when I was younger. You have to buy her more than that over the course of the relationship, trust me.

You can never know what a deserted area looks like.

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Plaid is my favorite color.

I just bought a bunch of plaid, but they're only something my wife will see.

At this point, the sum total of your life choices have resulted in you reading this post.

It's OK to wear kilts in public, too.

Flammable=Inflammable

I wish they'd make up their minds about that one. Either something flams or it doesn't.

OK, now I’m curious what was redacted.

And now I’m reevaluating my choices. Thanks a lot Chris. Maybe I should have finished my coffee before I started reading this thread.

Additionally, I do know that one cannot practice Zen by following Tao.

And yeah, open blade shaves are an order of magnitude better....

With a well honed edge.

Always here to help.

Turns out I'm a cat lady, ....

Oh well stuff happens............

Neapolitan is my favorite flavor

I think you’ve watched too many Peaches videos in succession, Chris.