Same way as the toilet water knows to go to the toilet while the shower water goes to the shower.

Weather forecasters LOVE to scare us with reports of bad weather..."We will NOT miss this...I PROMISE you!.. They HATE to forecast perfect weather..."And let's see. we got sunny pleasant weather, in the 70's, very low humidity....YADDA YADDA DDEEE....DUM DE DUM DUM".

Which reminds me of my new most annoying expression: Looks like we're gonna have some weather today.
Well.. gosh... I certainly hope so or we're all going to die in a kinda horrible way.

I excel at mediocrity.

There are two words that are nearly opposites but I always seem to use the wrong one. If someone were to lose strength in both arms, but could still lift half as much as before, are they biweakly or semiweakly?

White Castle fries used to come in only one size.

It's called Krystal where I am from.

Today's Dilbert sums up why I find most companies Mission Statements to be useless fluff.

When I was teaching, I liked to say that my mission statement was “to teach stuff to kids.”

Algorithm is a dancer.

A private dancer? A dancer for money? Will any old music do?

You can feel it in the air.

Isn’t he a dancer who used to be the Vice President?

What's an open secret? Or jumbo shrimp?

And while we are at it...what is the larger half?

Big Brother is Watching Youtube

Hopefully, it’s the half that I get.

Big Brother is YouTube.

FTFY

Interesting to note that intelligence agencies are known as alphabet soup. The parent company of YouTube is called Alphabet.

Coincidence?

Children...when say problem solving is a life skill, this is not exactly what we mean.

Today's Big Winner

Nearly a Darwin award.