Thoughts about our current existence

Calm is a superpower.

 

So?

 

"I got you all in check"

-Busta Rhymes

 

I can accept THAT, but can't accept "So that's great news...congratulations"..."So that's a great question, here's what I have to say", "So I'm starved, wanna go get something to eat"?.....stuff like that. NExt we'll hear "So do you.......solemly swear that you will faithfully execute the office of POTUS"?

 

In some cases it's acceptable, others it sounds kinda silly.

 

Someone snuck into my house and replaced everything I own with an exact duplicate.

 

How would you know?

 

That's a question "they" would ask.

 

They'd have a valid point.

 

When your only tool is a hammer all problems start to look like nails.

 

Then, without the right tools, you’re screwed.

 

There're hammers, and then there's hammers...

 

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.

 

... and get off the roof by noon. It's too hot up there.

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And doing it all over this land seems like a really inefficient way to make a living... in case you were planning on going in that direction.

 

It works out in the long run. I insist on payment in cash.

 

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead.

 

I think that's my favorite Pete, Paul & Mary tune.

 

Unintended consequences...