I always wondered about that one. If you get a face full of junk, how can you assist others?

Astute

Try oxygen deprivation at 30,000 ft. No mask and you'll be unconscious in seconds.

Only one stute? I was hoping for several stutes.

You may think so, but it's tough to handle more than one stute at a time. They're nimble and slippery.

Isn't that what happens after Taco Tuesday?

Let me say this about that: BOOOOOOOOOO (ahhh, it was all right )

Oddball question of the day...

My officemate was on speakerphone with Customer Service for some company or another. At the end of the call, the typical survey started. The first question, however, was not one I'd ever heard before:

"Would you HIRE the person you just spoke with?"
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Huh? My first thought when I heard that was "In what capacity?" Maybe I really liked their voice but was thinking of some other kind of "customer service" position. OTOH, what if I had a bad experience? Maybe I'd want to hire them just to make their life a living hell.

Also...

What is with the current preoccupation with satisfaction surveys? It seems as if I have any kind of interaction with a professional or company, they ask me to complete some kind of satisfaction survey.

You're right on the surveys-but more often than not, I just c lick no thanks.

I find that satisfaction surveys reduce my satisfaction. I would rate them as unsatisfactory.

@AGHisBBS killed that thread. It started at Chic-Fil-a and burned a hole through the earth, confusing everyone it ran over.

Aren't you gormful today.

But was it satisfactorily unsatisfactory?

Due to the patriarchal naming convention, no one knows I'm related to the Stutes. Generally I'm OK with that. No offense to used car salesmen.

Tapatalk Via Kyocera

In a few years, I'll have to admit to being an elder stutesman, (Chuk yuk yuk)

An accomplishment I'm not sure to be proud of, but I am.

A wet man does not fear the rain.

Unless he's wet with gasoline and it's raining fire