1. Well,what a coinSIdence...When Elvis Presley sings Blue Suede Shoes, after he does "3 to Get Ready", he sings "Now Go Cat Co!"
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  2. It was a left over lyric from his lesser known effort: Blue Suede Scratching Post.
  3. :). Actually, I should clarify that a bit-he did "Now Go Cat Go" in one of his live concerts during his later years(or presumably ALL of them).. Anyone in the audience could have been justified saying "Geeez, Elvis, what have YOU been smoking/snorting?". In his better days, perhaps his lyrics were different.
  4. Now that’s what I call a CAT scan.
  5. They've recently unearthed excerpts of him doing some more contemporary material..
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  6. That's right.....for a scan, you cat do much better than that.
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  8. A few weeks ago it was quite hot at work, and when I got home I found out I had created:

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    a sweatheart...


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  9. guess THAT baby didn't cut the mustard or hold water.
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  11. A snail bought a Volkswagen and had thousands of "s"es painted all over it.
    Now every where it goes, people say, "Hey, Look at that s-car-go"!
  12. Poo puns aren't my favorite but they surely a solid #2.
  13. I was going to tell you a time travel joke but you didn't like it.
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  15. That looks like quite a pain in the grass.
  16. GRANDMA'S BAKERY

    OWNER-J. T. GRANDMA
    PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR-WLLIAM GRANDMA
    STAFF-JOE GRANDMA, CINDY GRANDMA, JESSICA GRANDMA
    DELIVERY CO-ORDINATOR-ERIC GRANDMA
    BUSINESS OPERATIONS-CLIVE GRANDMA, ALEX GRANDMA, ANN GRANDMA
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