Thanks for bringing that up. It's perplexing, well, the whole show is perplexing, yet I digress. I really don't know who they are supposed to represent. It's quite confusing to not know whether the things that surely seem familiar and ubiquitous might at the same time be insidious metaphor. Not that I believe the Muppets are actually tools of the Reptilian Overlord NWO conspiracy, but we should consider all angles. However, in all likelihood, they are what they are. Puppets, not old men.
Im in a state where cannabis is legal and I freaking love it, not only does it make ones knees hurt less, it's a huge financial win for the state. Plus they look really nice in the backyard.
Razors are sharp, Badgers are true, Gillettes made men smoother, Do you think this is true? I needed a question as eloquent as the mood music you offered.
If I'm coasting down river at 2mph and my canoe looses a wheel, how much pancake mix would I need to re-shingle the roof?
If you wear more than one onion on your belt, are you still cool in Shelbyville or is that overdoing it?
If you fall off your bicycle and find you can no longer eat corn bread, are you any closer to answering who we are, what we are, or what the purpose of life truly is ? Or do you just PIF your cornbread mix away and carry on ?