I can't wait to buy and try different soaps or creams, and then I sometimes get frustrated because they seem to pile up and/or last so long...thus, keeping me from my next purchase. If I had to explain this to someone
on the outside, it would feel both silly and embarrassing. I think I'll be happy with the variety I'd see from about 5 top performers, and I wouldn't be frustrated by the pile of soap containers in storage. I don't consider myself a true minimalist, but I seem to lean in that direction.
If I just wanted a good shave and didn't care about variety or scent, I'd stick with a pump of KMF. It's really hard to beat, considering availability, ease of use, cost, and performance. It ranks low on the coolness scale, however, as it is made in a highly automated factory operated by a corporate conglomerate and not in a converted milk house adjoining a 400-year-old villa located on the French Riviera. Oh, might I actually have hipster leanings too?
Well, since I'm an engineer and a Kentuckian, let's put it all together. I score a 7.796 on a 1-to-10 scale as a hillbilly minimalist hipster. Self-introspection is good thing...now on to the Cyber Monday sales!

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