Don’t get your panties in a bunch, guys. Sometimes we like to celebrate the superiority of ice cream, so we set off a fireworks display. It’s more impressive in the dark, so we turn the lights off. We didn’t think you guys would notice, since we figured it’d look similar to the blackness and your empty cookie warehouses.

Opportunity lost, Paul...

Maybe she's dropping subtle hints for an aftershave change, Paul. If so, I'd advise using Mandom or Aqua Velva. Go easy on it, though. Fortune favors the bold, but these powerful juices demand healthy respect. Please don't wear the Hai Karate. Otherwise, you would likely be held responsible for damages to Aisle 12 and business interruption at The Pig.

I'd forgotten about that MANdom....probably ranks right up there with Bill Neumann in price, unless we're talkin the Creed range. Oh, no..no Hai Karate. I saw that ad in here!!!

Paul, what do you mean by "probably won't do much"? Jeeves Bay Rum is excellent soap. Slick, bountiful, shiny lather.

Wow! That turned out great Charlie.

The Pig doesn't take well to business interruptions......

Is that like a oh nevermind.

Thanks Paul! Chris does some great work!

Oh I don't mean it like that.....of course it's excellent. I was just referring to it making a dent in the tub, getting some suds going.

Ah, got you. Like Clint says, load it likes it owes you two months past due rent!

You're in on this too, Perry? I'm doomed. )))

I know, Perry. I tried to warn @Paul Turner, but he's a wild and crazy guy.

+1 on a NEW Long Comb. I enjoy the Fatip, but the old Gillette has history and shaves so easily. Love the Bar handle too. It's one of the few I'd consider getting plated - in nickle because I'm cheap. Got mine from a now closed antique shop. Traded some of my junk for some of theirs so it counts as near a freebie.

I got that from the Ex. It's difficult to have an argument or even a discussion when the other party chooses not to hear or respond. You can use the Cone any time you wish as I've given up on it.

I'll be a quick learner, it's a refresher course for me. If / when Chris @Bama Samurai posts that'll make three of us. Neal suggested the theme so he'll likely be in for a few. We've got a quorum. Just need some students to sign up!

Well said, teacher .

Well, I must admit I did like the scene in Father Of The Bride where he got into that old tux "HEYYYYY, lookin good muh man....what's new pussycat, who-ohhh-oh?"

I've been in many a Piggly Wiggly, Paul. I'd certainly be on edge if a woman sniffed me while there.

No, well, at this point, if I get one....I'll get another and then another and then...
You know how it will go.

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I’m sure he would love the honor. But he likes helmets over hats though. But as you can see he angers easily if he does not have a large enough box.

let alone right in a cashier line . Thing is, dumb me, I didn't have TIME to be "on edge"....it all happened so fast.

My brother-in-law's cat angers easily if I'm not wide awake at 1 am when she scratches at the sliding glass-door of my hall closet, because she wants a "midnight snack".