1. That moose is brown. Is it a chocolate moose?
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  2. Yes..yes it is..
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  4. Well he's not your average bear...
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  6. I bet those bread dogs are loaded with pecans...
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  7. There's a boxing match between a pumpkin and a pen. Who wins? The pen, of course. Everyone knows the pen is mightier than the gourd.
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  9. No cows were harmed in the making of this coffee.

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  10. Why did the trombone cross the road?
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    To get to the other slide.
  11. You blew that one. :)
  12. Radio News Reporter Reading From The Wire:

    "Just In....No one dies in dam disaster".

    Next day-reporter gets fired for swearing on the air.
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  14. I saw a similar "pun" (actually more of a shaggy-dog joke). History says that Abraham Lincoln, famous in his early years for building log cabins, was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
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  15. A Greek playwright entered a tailor shop. The tailor asked him, “Euripides?” The tragedian responded, “Yes, Eumenides?”
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  16. My dad found that one from somewhere-always laughed after doing it. :)
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  17. Let me say THIS about THAT:

    OOOOOOOOHHHNOOOOOOOOO
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  18. Spring is just around the corner.
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