You must be feeling gormful.

When things go right people won't be sure you have done anything at all.

You are correct for Latin. But, macaroni is Italian So, -o for masculine singular not -us.

That may be true. Perhaps it is. But I just don't seem to care!

So long as you are happy.

I am.
Are you?

Most of the time. Too many pointless meetings today.

But they can and have been from this report twenty years ago, today.
Not just gruntled, by kempt and couth!

I know that feeling. When I call for meetings they’re as short as possible, follow an agenda written or otherwise, and stay on topic. Everyone’s time is valuable.

I used to participate in a lot of conference calls and don't miss them too much.

Have everyone stand on their feet during the meeting, and it will be over even quicker.

This should be law.

Things are only as apparent as they seem.

Don't you mean that things are only as transparent as they appear? Oops wrong thread.

I know I have to clean my glasses when things don't seem as apparent as they really are.

I’ve often wondered if turtles wear people-neck sweaters.

I want that on a coffee mug.

my cat's breath smells like cat food

I would be concerned if it smelled of anything else.

I'm still working on the fact that a "Temporal Scanner" is used to test whether you have a fever, not whether you have been exposed to the effects of time travel.