Fun with Malaphors

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Aug 26, 2018.

  1. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    Deader than a doorknob
     
  2. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    Smart like tractor!
     
  3. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    In like flint
    Why is flint in, and what or who is flint?

    Maybe it should say in it like flint, as in all the junk in the flint mi water system.
     
  4. Frijolero

    Frijolero Well-Known Member

    It's Flynn actually. In like Flynn. Mostly people assume Errol Flynn. I've also heard that it goes back further, to some NY political boss named Flynn.
     
  5. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    Makes sense, leave it to me to get it wrong.
    In and flynn makes a better rhyme.
     
  6. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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  7. djavous

    djavous Member

    you can take that to the bank ===>
    try selling it at a flea market ===>
    how about unloading it at a garage sale ===>
    i bet you can find someone dumb enough to buy it on etsy or ebay.
     
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2018
  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Many years ago, there was a magazine article about Clint Eastwood titled "In Like Clint".
     
  9. djavous

    djavous Member

    You can take that to the bank, and smoke it.
     
    Last edited: Sep 3, 2018
  10. djavous

    djavous Member

    how about “dumber than a deadbolt?”
     
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  11. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    The good,bad and ugly. tumblr_nwf4r41sox1rpduwho1_500 (2).jpg
     
  12. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    "That's the way the cookie crumples". Playing billard's today with a old timer and that is what he said after missing a easy shot .
     
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  13. djavous

    djavous Member

    It’s very crumpling, missing a shot like that. He must have been crumpled to the core.
     
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  14. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    Dead as a door nail
     
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  15. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    It's the last straw that broke the camels back.
     
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  16. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. –Mark Twain
     
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  17. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    It's like finding a needle in a hay stack!
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    He sticks out like a sore throat.
     
  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

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    With fronds like these, who needs anemones.
     
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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    That was a line from ditzy Suzanne Sommers in a Three's Commpany episode.
     
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