A woman is a kleptomaniac. While grocery shopping, she's caught stealing a can of peaches. Fast forward: her husband takes her to the court house. She's standing before the magistrate. He looks at her papers and says, "Sarah, you stole a can of peaches? You couldn't pay for a can of peaches? How many peaches were in the can"? "I think about eight." "Then I'm giving you eight days in jail." Just as he's about to strike the gavel, her husband shouts, "Wait a second your honor. She also stole a can of peas"!
