Well, boys and girls, this is absolutely NOT shaving related. I know, we NEVER deviate here. THREAD HIJACK TIME!!!!!
Three hours away from the Battle of Winterfell. So, fellow GoT Freaks - who ya got alive or dead after this episode? Here are my predictions based on my absolutely over the top obsession with this last season, fueled by reading every possible theory, conspiracy theory, and conspiracy about conspiracy theories on the show.
Jon Snow - Alive
Danerys Targaryen - Alive but somehow either transformed or else showing her true madness in preparation for not living to the end of the series.
Ser Brienne of Tarth - Alive
Jamie Lannister - Dead (but faceless)
Tyrion Lannister - Alive
Sam Tarley - Alive along with the rest of his family. Also, he saves them.
Jorah Mormont - Dead - but slays multiple Whitewalkers and Wights in honor of his father
Tormund Giantsbane - Alive. Please. We need more of Tormund.
Theon Grayjoy - Dead - he will try to run away from the Godswood but will find his courage and die in total defense of Bran. An honorable death.
Ser Davos - Dead. Maybe. He might make it just because that's been his history. The most unskilled warrior and he's survived them all.
Poderick Payne - Dead
The Hound - Dead. Defending Arya
Beric Dondarrion - Dead
Sansa Stark - Alive
Bran Stark, excuse me - The Three Eyed Raven - Alive but we'll learn a LOT about the connection between him and the Night King
Arya Stark - Alive - she will be the one who actually kills the Night King - and she will disappear soon after they discover Faceless Jamie.
I think that's all the major players. So let's see. So by my predictions it will be a 50% kill rate. Of course anyone not near Winterfell will be safe for tonight. We'll deal with them when the dust...errrr......snow settles on this one.
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