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What kind of MAYhem do you plan this year?

  1. I'm new and just want to watch the rest of the idiots be idiots!

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
  2. I'm a regular but I just want to watch the rest of the idiots be idiots!

    14 vote(s)
    36.8%
  3. I'm an idiot! I'm going to do stuff that will win a Shavey Award!

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  4. I'm only a sometimes idiot - so might be daring, might not.

    12 vote(s)
    31.6%
  5. I'm going to get me some cookies, donuts, and ice cream to make it even more fun to watch idiots!

    13 vote(s)
    34.2%
  6. I'm just gonna shave. And learn how to do it better. And enjoy it more. <Mic Drop>

    18 vote(s)
    47.4%
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  1. [QUOTE="Linuxguile, post: 1585790, member:
    Good job Joe! Proving that technique trumps tools once again![/QUOTE]
    Thanks, Andrew!
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  2. I put a lot of the oil on my face to make sure that I was well lubricated. The other variable in this shave was that I didn't really needed to shave because my stubble was socially acceptable. Again, we hobbyists have enough soap that using olive oil as a replacement would never see the light of day.
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  3. Yes, the Oreos do make everyone smile.
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  4. I agree.
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  5. Thanks, Andrew!
    I'm anxious to put a knot in the Montalvo handle I have. I like the SHD fan enough I might just add a second to the rotation. Hopping a plane to Florida for some R&R on Friday so I won't be ordering anything until we return.
    Maybe...

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  6. I'd rather read the poem, Jabberwocky.
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  7. You and @Hembree just approach situations differently, Joseph.
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  8. Yessir! And at 12 for a $ it ain't bad!
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  9. Get_Smart-Cone-of-silence.jpg

    Listen, Joseph, I don't mean to butt in...but @clint64's post left you wide open for a Mr. Potato Head reference...and maybe even a meme or cartoon to go along with it. One more careless slip up like that, and I'll have no choice but to notify Cartel HQ.

    Maybe you should stick with opera and foreign languages and leave the heavy lifting around here to others. Don't you have some razors to hone?

    The walls have eyes and ears. Don't be afraid to ask questions if you're unsure. We're used to helping newbies. Carry on.
  10. LOL! Well, contextually it's still accurate. I guess I'll need some help from @RyX to remove the evidence.

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  11. I did learn the skum is Swedish for lather or foam. I have accomplished something with this day.
  12. Nice shave, Joe. You've the newest MAYhem shave. If you're looking for ideas, I don't recall a Marina or a Pomidoro shave, although I think Alfredo would provide more slickness.
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  13. Have fun, Jim! Where in Florida are you headed? We sneak down to the panhandle every few months and love it.
  14. I don't know, I am thinking someone really needs to try a full on bacon grease effort.
  15. ...in Sweden with a plastic razor...I doubt if anyone could match that this month. It would be one for the books until @Drygulch gets his passport renewed. ;)
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  16. Well, gents, I took a break from packing to stir things up. It appears to have worked. Conservative estimates predict I helped increase today's post count by 33% compared to the running 3-day post count average. Back to packing...
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  17. Way to take one for the team Joe.
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  18. Thank you Andrew.
  19. Thank you, Charlie.
    We are going to Sanibel Island. We've never been there so hopefully it's a good time. Our daughter and son in law are coming along with us so it should be fun.

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