Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Aug 26, 2018.
Sometimes in life you have to let people breathe before it all comes back to bite you.
You can't teach a leopard new spots.
* cough cough *
"Got 2 birds with one stone" I guess accomplishing two tasks at the same time!
2 birds in the bush is better than 1 in the hand
Deaf as a door nail.
Blind as a cucumber.
I suppose one could also be cool as a bat.
or "As blind as a bat"
Yes, but that would not be a malaphor.
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