Fun with Malaphors

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Aug 26, 2018.

  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Sometimes in life you have to let people breathe before it all comes back to bite you.
     
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  2. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    You can't teach a leopard new spots.
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    * cough cough *

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  4. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    "Got 2 birds with one stone" I guess accomplishing two tasks at the same time!
     
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  5. brit

    brit in a box

    2 birds in the bush is better than 1 in the hand
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Deaf as a door nail.
     
  7. PatP

    PatP Member

    Blind as a cucumber.
     
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I suppose one could also be cool as a bat.
     
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  9. Ron R

    Ron R Well-Known Member

    or "As blind as a bat"
     
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yes, but that would not be a malaphor.
     
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