Not necessarily a pun, but is there any connection between a PENCIL and PENneCILin? I mean, talk about copycats.
How do ministers make long-distance phone calls? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Parson-to-Parson
What do you call a dog magician? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A Labracadabrador
Why did Humpty-Dumpty have a great fall? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler To make up for a lousy summer.