Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

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  1. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    S Barnhardt, Sep 22, 2019
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  2. Paul Turner

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    There was a gathering of teachers interested in learning why circles have become major parts in the study of Geometry. The keynote speaker was Sir Cumference.
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 22, 2019
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  3. richgem

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    He also happened to be the largest knight at the Round Table.
     
    richgem, Sep 22, 2019
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Sep 28, 2019
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  5. Paul Turner

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    Again, not quite a pun, but I have to put this somewhere-perhaps call it A Wiseguy Answer To A Normal Question:

    Two guys meet on an airplane....first guy asks "What is our flight time?" Mr. Wiseguy answers-"The time we're in the air".
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 28, 2019
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Oct 7, 2019
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  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Oct 13, 2019
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Oct 21, 2019
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sara-s, Oct 22, 2019
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Oct 31, 2019
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  11. Paul Turner

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    Permit me to offer this commentary on your post:



    THAT WAS BAAAAAAAD.

    Thank you very much.

    :))
     
    Paul Turner, Oct 31, 2019
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Nov 5, 2019
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  13. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    Good one!:yoda
     
    S Barnhardt, Nov 5, 2019
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the elephant wear tennies?

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    Because elevensies were too big and ninesies were too small.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 6, 2019
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  15. Paul Turner

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    I thought the answer had to do with the sport of tennis.
     
    Paul Turner, Nov 6, 2019
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the elephant cross the road?
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    To avoid the giraffic jam.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 8, 2019
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  17. Paul Turner

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    Yes, everyone is in a hurry to get to "Giraffic Park". :)
     
    Paul Turner, Nov 8, 2019
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  18. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    :shocked029::whacky025:
     
    S Barnhardt, Nov 8, 2019
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  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Nov 19, 2019
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  20. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    S Barnhardt, Nov 19, 2019
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