Outpatient surgery so was in/out the same day. Stomach really sore the first couple days but getting better. Just takes longer to recover the older I get and my kids let me know I'm old.
Taught my son how to parallel park today. Found a quiet spot with a car parked by itself and made him do it over and over until he felt comfortable. Is that manly? I figure teaching your son any skill is manly.
Took candy from a baby, drank milk that was a day past the expiration date, ripped the tags off of some mattresses, ignored a few no turn on red signs, didn't shake my Yoo Hoo before opening. I'm a mad man & I live on the edge. Sent from my LM-Q720 using Tapatalk
That was yesterday. I ran around the pool with scisors while eating an under cooked piece of chicken, then jumped in without waiting a half hour after eating. I told you I'm a mad man. Sent from my LM-Q720 using Tapatalk
I refuse to follow the rules of society...now please excuse me while I shake my beer before opening. Sent from my LM-Q720 using Tapatalk
Believe it! This beer can says "servings per container 2" well guess what? I'm not saving half for later. Just like old blue eyes ~I did it my way Sent from my LM-Q720 using Tapatalk
I am so lucky I wasn't drinking a beer when I read that post, because if I was drinking a beer it would now be all over my computer screen.
A good friend of mine had that happen with his morning coffee while reading an email from me. And don't tell anyone but I once said something that made my wife simultaneously spit soda and urinate on herself. But thats between you and me. Sent from my LM-Q720 using Tapatalk