What does proper parenting of a daughter have to do with shaving?
The parents have to razor just right to make it proper.

At least he isn’t showing us his bear bottom.

That would be grizzly.

Does a bear _ _ _ _ in the woods?

That would be my reaction too, Mr. G.....my alma mater is Curry College(here in MA).

So at parties, do they give out Curry favors?

Wow, I set myself up for THAT mama

Yes, but we still like you.

Well, I like the pun page, and all participants. I have to admit though to alwaya using the show spoiler.

Why did the fungi leave the party?

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There wasn't mushroom.

Clappity

Wasn't having enough "fun"????

Show me a man outstanding in his field, and I'll show you a left-fielder in baseball. He is "Out-Standing" in his "Field".

Never knew Bill Shakespeare had it in him to do puns.