You need to work on your technique when.......

You more often than not skim under areas of your right cheek area (sadly, now I'm talkinabout muhself )

 

This area must be between my miss and the jawline, eh?

 

I was reading 10 years ago here at the den...folks were talking about a 40's style super speed. Everyone was saying it was too mild...some said "Fool proof..".Some guy said, "This is so mild, I could shave in my closet with the light out and still not cut myself".

And someone said, "Bet I could cut myself with it..."

Man, I fell out!!

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You shave with a cheese grater to give your face a break from your regular razor.

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You're shaving and suddenly see a familiar face: yours. Not in the mirror, in the sink.

 

When you say, "I get better results from a cartridge..."

 

You’ve got 911 on your speed dial.

 

When 911 calls you periodically... just to check

 

....when your sink looks like a prop from the movie, "Helter Skelter".

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...companies pay you not to endorse or review their products..

 

Gillette says you're not manly enough to use any of its products.

 

You need to work on your technique when you have wrote most of the post in the You need to work on your technique when Thread.....