April 6
Parker SRX
Voskhod (2)
B-400 by Tom handle w/Envy White Supreme Two-band knot
Eufros Tierra Humeda (Wet Earth) soap
Alum, Thayers WH, Stirling Unscented Body Lotion, Floid Vigoroso, & Aramis EdT
2020 Shavette Focus Shave # 24
Two wonderfully orchestrated passes augmented by strategic touch ups exacted 36 hours of stubble growth, culminating in a comfortable DFS+ result. A few pesky strands of wiry chin hair survived the fiendish onslaught brought about by a Kentucky hillbilly wielding an Indian razor loaded with Russian steel and lubricated with Spanish soap. After the war on keratin came to a bloodless end, I masterminded new and improved skin stretches, aided by 3D computer modeling, slide rule calculations, and frantic notes made on a dinner napkin, that I will employ with reckless abandon and devoid of any malfeasance in future battle plans.
One operator-induced whoopsie left a pin-head sized red dot on my jaw that sneakily appeared several minutes after the
all clear. The alum was as quiet as a husband
should be during an argument, and I perceived warmth from the aftershave like sun rays gently poking through the leaves of a slippery elm on a lazy midsummer day. I experimented with Stirling body lotion in my post-shave routine in my relentless drive as a shaving clinician to gather scientific data within the context of scaled agile framework on product alternatives that effectively hydrate and condition my mug while minimizing any adverse effects.
To recapitulate and thus state what should be incredibly obvious to even the most casual observer, I'm dang proud of the shave.
Respectfully submitted for general amazement, peer review, and snarky comments.
Yours truly,
Charlie Danger, Esq.
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