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  1. Slipperyjoe
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  2. Jayaruh
    What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle.
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    attire
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  3. Sara-s
    :happy097::happy097::happy097:
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  4. Sara-s
    Why won’t Dracula bite Mick Jagger?

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    Because you can’t get blood from a Stone.
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  5. richgem
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  6. Sara-s
    I heard a math joke. It was about GoldiBox and the 3 squares. In this story, the squares stay behind and set a trapezoid for her.
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  7. richgem
    Was one of the squares called Qbert?
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  8. blondblue
    Course we all know by now that a mathematician is a person who excels in the field of mathematicia.
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  9. Sara-s
    What do you call a snake that is 3.14159 meters long?

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    A pi-thon
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  10. S Barnhardt
    Synonyms: Big, Cause of death if it's close to me, Dead if I can get my hands on my gun and/or hoe
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  11. richgem
    First, it's bat soup. Now, it's snake pi. What's the world coming to? Go to the grocery store, people!
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  12. blondblue
    What do you call a brilliant man who can be seen positioning himself in a large grassy area devoted to him
    A man outstanding in his field.
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  13. Slipperyjoe
    May peas be with you in these challenging times..and plenty of toilet paper..:happy088:
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  14. Jayaruh
    [​IMG]
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  15. richgem
    Awesome
  16. Erik Redd
    Eggscellent
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  17. Erik Redd
    Just an FYI:

    A slice of pie in the Bahamas is $3.49

    A slice of pie in Barbados is $4.25

    A slice of pie in St. Lucia is $6.30

    A slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.75

    And there you have it!

    The Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
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  18. Erik Redd
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  19. Jayaruh
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  20. richgem
    How do you know when your cinco de mayo party has gotten out of control?

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    When the neighbors have to call nine juan juan.
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