2020-05-09, Saturday
This morning I was inspired to use one of Fitjar's creams and the choice fell on Fjellheim.
Excellent, as usual, but the fragrance perplexity remains.
Fitjar says it makes feel like as if you rolled in the juniper bushes on your way over the mountain.
And this sources some considerations.
I've never heard of juniper before I was deported to Sardinia which, for me, despite the mountains, remains a sea place. And I loathe the sea, which has earned me the glances of compassion from thalassophiles who didn't understand how unhappy you could be at Capriccioli in a house 12 meters from the shoreline. Well, not exactly shoreline... Let's say from the pier.
And over there, of the juniper, I only knew the berries, not the plant, and I must say its aroma doesn't tickle me at all.
As a child I was forced to take very long walks in the mountains and I love the mountain, but I consider unseemly walking.
Maybe if I loved walking I wouldn't had a heart attack, but I would have had some other problem: by golly, I'm not immortal!
That explains my complete ignorance of juniper scents.
But even if I loved to walk in juniper-infested mountains, it would never, ever occur to me to roll through the bushes.
Why?
Well, of course! I wouldn't have known if someone, taken by urgent needs, had used them as a toilet and rolling in them would not have been hygienically advisable.
And the concept of rolling myself would have been unwise anyway: I have a very big nose and rolling would have caused an unadvisable stress to my atlas and epistropheum at every bump
of my nose with the ground and this wouldn’t have been pleasant.
I love pogonotomy: it shows how everything is connected: lathering, botany, orthopedics...
By the way... the shaving was very pleasant (although I didn't understand what the cream smells like)!
Sapone PS: Valobra Glicerolanolina
Sapone: Fitjar, Fjellheim, cream
Ciotola: La Mariolina
Pennello: Simpson's, Berkeley, BB
Rasoio: Gillette, Rocket
Lametta: Kai
AS 1: MilMil, Figaro Gel
AS 2: BeMan, Balsamo Polivalente
EdT: Farmacia Vaticana, Acqua di Lavanda
ST: Jennifer Rush, Jennifer Rush 1984
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