This actually happened this morning.

I have realized that I need to do some weight training, to improve my archery. Hand weights will serve my purpose, and my husband has some that he keeps in his study. He laughed his head off when I came in and told him I was looking for a dumbell.

"Well here I am, darlin'!" is what he shoulda said

We did make numerous jokes about whether I wanted the 5-pound dumbell or the 150-pound dumbell.