M'lady walked across the street to get herself some hot chocolate mix, and came back with not only another bag of coffee, but... "Aw, you do love me!" "Yes...yes, I do." It's the simple things that mean the most.
What about the coffee man? What kind of coffee was it? Whole bean? Artisan roaster? Regular store brand?
A store brand, light Kona...she prefers light & medium over dark. But it was on sale, and she got it for over half-price.
Do the words "bring me back a surprise," induce panic in anyone else? My wife does this to me about once a week.
She just pulled out a surprise...and believe me, it was a surprise. Kinda scary, actually, but one that should remain a secret.
Was it the kind of surprise that makes you say "Honey! Dadgumit! Put those away before the kids see them!"? Because it sounds an awful lot like that kind of surprise.
You could always go down to the novelty store and get some rubber barf or plastic dog poop. Just leave some of that laying around and I guarantee she will be surprised.