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  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
     
    wristwatchb, Oct 20, 2020
    #1601
  2. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
    Two of the three were cross eyed
     
    gorgo2, Oct 20, 2020
    #1602
  3. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
    Two of the three were cross eyed,
    Considered unfit to be fried.
     
    wristwatchb, Oct 20, 2020
    #1603
  4. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
    Two of the three were cross eyed,
    Considered unfit to be fried.
    "We're safe from the Colonel!", they crowed
     
    Ursa, Oct 21, 2020
    #1604
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  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    The best yet!
     
    gorgo2, Oct 21, 2020
    #1605
  6. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    The best yet!
    So says Gillette
     
    Ursa, Oct 22, 2020
    #1606
  7. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
     
    gorgo2, Oct 22, 2020
    #1607
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
     
    Sara-s, Oct 22, 2020
    #1608
  9. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
     
    John Beeman, Oct 22, 2020
    #1609
  10. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
    The young Superman
     
    Ursa, Oct 22, 2020
    #1610
  11. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
    The young Superman
    drove the rattle straight through the ottoman.
     
    gorgo2, Oct 23, 2020
    #1611
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  12. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
     
    gorgo2, Oct 23, 2020
    #1612
  13. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
     
    John Beeman, Oct 23, 2020
    #1613
  14. brit

    brit in a box

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
    he said with a scowl
     
    brit, Oct 23, 2020
    #1614
  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
    he said with a scowl
    The Dum-Dum tastes foul
     
    Sara-s, Oct 23, 2020
    #1615
  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum Dum
    he said with a scowl
    The Dum Dum tastes foul
    And proceeded to wipe crumbs off of HIS thumb
     
    Paul Turner, Oct 23, 2020
    #1616
  17. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The bowling tournament was competitive
     
    Paul Turner, Oct 23, 2020
    #1617
  18. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    The bowling tournament was competitive
    so stressful, each player took a sedative
     
    gorgo2, Oct 23, 2020
    #1618
  19. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The bowling tournament was competitive
    so stressful, each player took a sedative
    They all became sleepy
     
    John Beeman, Oct 24, 2020
    #1619
  20. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    The bowling tournament was competitive
    so stressful, each player took a sedative
    They all became sleepy
    The action turned freaky
     
    Ursa, Oct 24, 2020
    #1620
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