What did the buffalo say when she dropped her child off at school? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Bi-son
Why do ghosts get grumpy in the rain? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler It dampens their spirits.
A man bought himself a talking bird. He taught it to swear and boy, did it ever! All day, all night & loudly, it swore up a storm. This annoyed his next-door neighbor enough to complain to the police. They arrested him on a charge of Contributing to the Delinquency of a Mynah.