Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The bowling tournament was competitive,
    so stressful, each player took a sedative.
    They all became sleepy.
    The action turned freaky,
    Unbowlievable and vegetive.
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A lady whose hair was too curly
     
  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
     
  4. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
    But a squirrel overheard

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  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
    But a squirrel overheard
    And said, “that’s absurd”!
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
    But a squirrel overheard
    And said, “that’s absurd”!
    ‘Cause it made Mr. Squirrel quite surly
     
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  7. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The detective questioned the witness
     
  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The detective questioned the witness,
    Amazed with his physical fitness.
     
  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The detective questioned the witness
    Amazed with his physical fitness
    The witness seemed relaxed
     
  10. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    The detective questioned the witness
    Amazed with his physical fitness
    The witness seemed relaxed
    Till his muscles all flexed

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  11. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    The detective questioned the witness
    Amazed with his physical fitness
    The witness seemed relaxed
    Till his muscles all flexed
    And showed the witness to be rather witless
     
  12. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Mary Jo, out for a ride in an Olds,
     
  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds
    When asked her opinion of it, she withholds
     
  14. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds
    When asked her opinion of it, she withholds
    The floor's rusted out
     
  15. brit

    brit in a box

    Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds
    When asked her opinion of it, she withholds
    The floor's rusted out
    but the engine is stout
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds
    When asked her opinion of it, she withholds
    The floor's rusted out
    but the engine is stout
    Thus because of the engine, it rolls.
     
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  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Mary Jo scored a torch red T-Bird
     
  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Mary Jo scoreed a red T-bird
    Others said with jealousy "Absurd!!!"
     
  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Mary Jo scored a torch red T-Bird
    Others said with jealousy "Absurd!!!"
    Breaking 90 in only third gear
     
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Mary Jo scored a torch red T-Bird
    Others said with jealousy "Absurd!!!"
    Breaking 90 in only third gear
    She drove without fear
     

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