Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom All ‘round the sky she did zoom "i'm melting" she said while craving shoes that were red
Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom All ‘round the sky she did zoom "i'm melting" she said craving shoes that were red, But the shoes were the source of her doom.
Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal But Bill's bat went cold
Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal But Bill's bat went cold When the team got sold
Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal But Bill's bat went cold When the team got sold End of story y'all
Ricky Ross raised a red rooster Just like his Grandmama used to To fool Col Sanders He built a small Martian lander and for the rooster his own rocket booster (sorry, couldn't resist)
Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again At church, he loudly broke wind His wife nearly fainted When the pew, freshly painted,
Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again At church, he loudly broke wind His wife nearly fainted When the pew, freshly painted, Vibrated from Bill's gassy sin