Bill Jackson was famously cheap tho' his pockets were known to be deep Were they gold coins? Regular coins? Worth an investigation
Bill Jackson was famously cheap tho' his pockets were known to be deep Were they gold coins? Regular coins? Worth an investigation I sighed in resignation
There once was a cat named Jack Who had a white stripe up his back He looked like a skunk But who woulda thunk
There once was a cat named Jack Who had a white stripe up his back He looked like a skunk But who woulda thunk Jacks eyesight could be so slack
There once was a pirate named Greg He walked with a big wooden leg Across the deck he would thunk Even when he was drunk
There once was a pirate named Greg He walked with a big wooden leg Across the deck he would thunk Even when he was drunk And tripped over rum in a keg
There once was a blank name of blank But everyone just called him by Frank There's a reason they did this
There once was a blank name of blank But everyone just called him by Frank There's a reason they did this It is nobody's business
There once was a blank name of blank But everyone just called him by Frank There's a reason they did this It is nobody's business “Cause the truth is, his real name just stank.