Little Larry liked lemon lollipops But didn't care much for gumdrops One day while slurping a sucker His lips sure did pucker
Little Larry liked lemon lollipops But didn't care much for gumdrops One day while slurping a sucker His lips sure did pucker From an IPA pop maxed out with hops
I cannot decide between lager or ale cold filter brewed,dark or pale When my palate is dry and my ambitions aren't high
I cannot decide between lager or ale cold filter brewed,dark or pale When my palate is dry and my ambitions aren't high i'll get loaded and wait for the mail..
The post office is running behind And yes, people really do mind Theres no excuse for being late to drag it out and make us wait want your raise? we''ll pay you back in kind..
Bill Jackson sure had a tough year The brewery, it ran dry of beer Then his dog ran away Luckily the dog has a microchip(YAY)
Bill Jackson sure had a tough year The brewery, it ran dry of beer Then his dog ran away There’s a microchip(YAY) Dog is home and he let out a cheer.
My cousin bought a house in Kentucky The price was right; he was lucky Until a tornado Wiped out his patch of tomatoes