Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
    The price was right; he was lucky
    Until a tornado
    Wiped out his patch of tomatoes
    And plopped the house onto an old Stuckey's
     
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  2. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
     
  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
    came out of the forest one night
     
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
    came out of the forest one night
    He went into the park
     
  5. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
    came out of the forest one night
    He went into the park
    Shrieking into the dark
     
  6. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
    came out of the forest one night
    He went into the park
    Shrieking into the dark
    Causing considerable fright.
     
  7. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My grandpa had one extra toe
     
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  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    So eeny meenie miney moe...
     
  9. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    My grandpa had one extra toe
    So eeny meenie miney moe...
    An' he could wiggle his ears
     
  10. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    My grandpa had one extra toe
    So eeny meenie miney moe...
    An' he could wiggle his ears
    After downing 10 beers
     
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My grandpa had one extra toe
    So eeny meenie miney moe...
    An' he could wiggle his ears
    After downing 10 beers
    But then, to the floor he would go.
     
  12. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny
     
  13. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny
    His aim wasn't quite on the money
     
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  14. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny
    His aim wasn't quite on the money
    He plucked off an ear.
     
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  15. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny
    His aim wasn't quite on the money
    He plucked off an ear.
    As the bullet did veer
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny
    His aim wasn't quite on the money
    He plucked off an ear.
    As the bullet did veer
    But Bugs didn’t think it was funny.
     
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  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
     
  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
    Daffy, just get off your duff!
     
  19. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

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  20. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
    Daffy, just get off your duff!
    We are going to gather some mud
     

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