Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
    Daffy, just get off your duff!
    We are going to gather some mud
    An' pay back ol' Fudd
     
  2. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
    Daffy, just get off your duff!
    We are going to gather some mud
    An' pay back ol' Fudd
    We have pictures of Fudd in the buff
     
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  3. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
     
  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
    So he went out and hired a Marine gunner
     
  5. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
    So he went out and hired a Marine gunner
    Armed with Acme's best gear
     
  6. brit

    brit in a box

    Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
    So he went out and hired a Marine gunner
    Armed with Acme's best gear
    flame thrower and spear
    cooking bird just got much funner
     
  7. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I bought a horse of a different color
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I bought a horse of a different color
    Because my old horse was much duller.
     
  9. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I bought a horse of a different color
    Because my old horse was much duller.
    He smelled like a goat
     
  10. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    I bought a horse of a different color
    Because my old horse was much duller.
    He smelled like a goat
    Burdocks matted his coat
     
  11. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I bought a horse of a different color
    Because my old horse was much duller.
    He smelled like a goat
    Burdocks matted his coat
    But he could outrun the law like no other.
     
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  12. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I often light a nice big cigar
     
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I often light a nice big cigar
    But my wife hates the smell in the car.
     
  14. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    I often light a nice big cigar
    But my wife hates the smell in the car.
    No more does she complain
     
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  15. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    I often light a nice big cigar
    But my wife hates the smell in the car.
    No more does she complain
    because her stinky Great Dane
     
  16. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I often light a nice big cigar
    But my wife hates the smell in the car.
    No more does she complain
    because her stinky Great Dane
    Brought her a rose in a jar.
     
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  17. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I bought my dog a trampoline
     
  18. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    I bought my dog a trampoline
    Featured in an old magazine
     
  19. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    I bought my dog a trampoline
    Featured in an old magazine
    Some assembly required
     
  20. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I bought my dog a trampoline
    Featured in an old magazine
    Some assembly required
    All the springs tightly wired
     
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