Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler The chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Why did the cat cross the road? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler The chicken had a laser pointer.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Poultry in motion
Why did the other chicken cross the road? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler To prove to the possum that it could be done.
Why did the chicken egg roll across the road? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Because it was take your kid to work day.
How many months have 28 days? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler All of 'em.
Paul works for a butcher. He is 6 feet tall and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Meat
Think old school vinyl records... Two sides (obviously), average of 5 songs per side, average song length 4 1/2 minutes. What was the average number of grooves on the record? (don't know how to create a spoiler)
Why'd the lemur cross the road Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler It was stapled to the chicken