Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

What do you get when you combine literature & alcohol?

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Tequila Mockingbird.

 

I guessed Vogon poetry. But your answer makes more sense.

 

I don't know.....a drunk writer????

 

More often than not, I have to go to her "show spoiler" first. Oh all right, MUCH more often than not.

 

Well, doesn't everything make more sense than Vogon poetry? I mean, is there any sense at all in 'Ode To A Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Left Armpit While Taking A Bath One Midsummer Morning'?

 

The brains are the best part.

 

Did you hear about the latest development in shovel technology? It's really groundbreaking.

 

Never start a conversation with Pi. It'll just go on forever.

 

That's right....start 'em off with good ol Science Fiction.

 

What do you call a dinosaur that writes novels?

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A Brontë-saurus

 

That left me Wuthering in my seat.

 

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to play with giant Lego blocks?

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A Duplu-docus

 

Why don’t ants ever catch cold?

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Because they have little anty-bodies.

 

It may have something t0 do with the word "coolant"(I didn't check the spoiler-and now I did....wrong again).

 

No, this is a cool ant

 

It's anti-cool uncle discrimination if you ask me!