Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Why don’t ants ever catch cold?

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Because they have little anty-bodies.

 

It may have something t0 do with the word "coolant"(I didn't check the spoiler-and now I did....wrong again).

 

No, this is a cool ant

 

It's anti-cool uncle discrimination if you ask me!

 

Point

 

What do you call an Alaskan eye doctor?

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An optical Aleutian.

 

Ah, but did we ask you? No.

Therefore: no discrimination.

 

There's got to be a pun in this somewhere.

 

Pass to @Sara-s

 

Sure there is a pun somewhere, but finding it will be a rocking enterprise.

But in any case this is the proof that the Star Trek series rocks, though the special effects team was still in its infancy.

 

The parents who bought that kid’s toy had a warped sense of humor.

 

I knew you could do it! Bravo

 

Thanks @richgem There's no way I was going to pass up that challenge.

 

Well, leave it to the next generation.

 

A warped sense of humor really doesn't phaser me anymore.

 

This quilt block is called Lattice. This is a picture of Lattice & Tomato