I don't know. I like this thread. It has an "Air of Mystery" about it. Based on @MR41 's profile picture, I would guess it has to do with wanting a carrot, or a cube of sugar.
Things I wish to do with my moderator powers: Edit OP's post to make it look like there really should be a reason to delete the thread. Things I choose not to do with my moderator powers: Delete this thread. ..... Sorry, buddy. Hope you found that [REDACTED] razor you were looking for.